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Group Kidnaps Special-Needs Man for “Supporting Trump,” Violently Hold Him Hostage

Four people have been taken into custody in Chicago after apparently kidnapping and brutalizing a man they claimed supports Donald Trump — all while stupidly streaming their violent crimes on Facebook Live. “The victim, who has special needs, was a high-risk missing person from northwest suburban Crystal Lake, police say,” CBS reported. In the 30-minute […]

Large Meteor Lights Up the Siberian Sky (VIDEO)

A massive fireball was caught on camera exploding in the sky over the Republic of Khakassia in southwest Siberia on Tuesday morning. “At first, I couldn’t understand what’s going on. There was a sudden luminescence. It wasn’t as light as day, but still quite bright,” witness Olga Sagalakova told RT. The meteor was so vivid […]

Dead Canary? Email Server Used By WikiLeaks Staff May Be Compromised

The popular email and activism tool site RiseUp.net, which also provides email service for some Wikileaks staff members, may now be compromised. RiseUp serves many purposes in anarchist and activist communities, aiming to provide a more secure means of communication. It verifies that it is still safe to use by posting a quarterly “canary,” asserting […]

Sea Ice Levels Hit Record Lows at North and South Poles

The North and South Poles are both experiencing the lowest levels of sea ice since in recorded history. Currently, the North Pole is over 36 degrees Fahrenheit warmer than average for this time of year — with the entire Arctic region 13 degrees hotter than normal. The area is also experiencing a record low in […]

‘Bubble of Ignorance’: Georgia Man Doesn’t Know Who Won the Election

A Georgia man claims he managed to last over a week without finding out who won the presidential election. Artist Joe Chandler was so fed up with the political system that he opted out of going to an election night party and went to bed instead. When he woke up, he felt so at peace […]

Twitter Begins Purging Alt-Right, Sends Users Flocking to Pro-Free Speech Replacement

On Wednesday, Twitter laid out a new set of rules against “hate speech,” and simultaneously suspended several high profile members of the alt-right. Thankfully, there is a pro-free speech replacement. Twitter, who once proudly labeled itself the “free speech wing of the free speech party” has apparently decided that they only meant it if their […]

‘Love Trumps Hate’? 15-Year-Old Student Violently Attacked by Protesters

As students walked out of their classes in Rockville, Maryland, on Wednesday while ironically chanting “love trumps hate,” a 15-year-old student who supports the president-elect was viciously attacked by a mob of protesters. Hundreds of students from Richard Montgomery High School left classes around 10:00 AM. The media was quick to describe the protest as “peaceful” […]

Grubhub Tells Employees Who Support Trump to Resign

GrubHub has a really serious policy about “inclusion,” unless you voted for Donald Trump. Following America deciding that they want Trump to be the next president, Matt Maloney, the co-founder and CEO of the food delivery service Grubhub sent out a company-wide email stating that employees who support our president-elect should resign. In an email with […]

Colleges Cancelling Tests, Holding ‘Cry-Ins,’ as Tantrums Erupt on Campuses

All the special snowflakes, who were so smugly convinced that Hillary Clinton would win the election, are now being pampered by their colleges as they have massive temper-tantrums on campus. Many universities cancelled classes on Wednesday, and in some cases kept them cancelled on Thursday, after Donald Trump’s major victory.  University of Connecticut, University of […]

Journalist Deletes Her Account After Calling for Presidential Assassination

Monisha Rajesh, a journalist for the Telegraph, has taken the internet’s advice and deleted her account declaring that it’s “about time for a presidential assassination,” when it became clear that Donald Trump had won the election. You can view a cached version of her Twitter account here. While Rajesh lives in London, calling for the […]

John and Tony Podesta Look Exactly Like Police Sketches of Child Abductors

The internet was set ablaze on Sunday evening after a Reddit and 4Chan noticed that John Podesta and his brother Tony have a striking resemblance to police sketches from the disappearance of three-year-old girl in 2007. We found your pedophile suspects @metpoliceuk. You're welcome.#DNCLeak2 pic.twitter.com/H8kF1jWGUN — Jared Wyand ?? (@JaredWyand) November 7, 2016 On May […]

Inside DC’s Secret Underground #NeverTrump Watering Hole (VIDEO)

As the red ribbon was cut to mark the opening of Washington, DC’s Trump International Hotel and its luxurious bar — just a couple of miles away a secret underground #NeverTrump watering hole was also making its debut. At Barrel on Pennsylvania Ave. on Friday evening, approximately 20 people were treated to snacks as they […]